Instructions: Pls Read For a Peaceful Read
WARNING: You are in dangerous territory. Proceed with caution. The following posts have mature themes and are not suitable for those who are pregnant, weak at heart, below 21 years old age and these people might want to leave immediatly. Following the instructions as show below could cause decapitation, injury, death or damage to property and should only be done by trained professionals. The Author will not be responsibel for any kind of mishap, death, dacapitation, injury or destruction/damage to property cause directly or indirectly due to reading this blog.
-----Viewer Descretion is Advised-----
Step:
1) Move cursor to top right hand corner of the browser and click the pretty red X.
2) Restart your computer and turn it on in safe mode.
3) Go to my computer and right click it.
4)Click Format.
5)Shut down computer and go to an airport.
6)Sit on a propeller plane and climb to 30 000 feet.
7)Call ambulance and insurance company.
8)Deliberatly forget to take parachute and jump out of plane.
9)Fall on tree.
10)Get sent to hospital and curse about how i tricked you.
11)Recover and start all over again. (Optional)
Here are a few Safety rules that you must oblige by before performing the instructions:
1)Do not perform the instructions.
2)Do not jump out of a plane.
3)You must follow all the rules.
4)You must follow rule 3.
5) you must follow rule 4.
:)--Thank You And Have A Nice Day--(:
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